Happy Feet
Im not really a foot fanatic or anything, but I love Kelly’s feet. All her toes are proportional and even the last one looks like a toe, not some kind of deformed alien being. Before Kelly and I were going out, I used to date this girl who had the most gruesome feet. She was this really cute chick and you would never expect it. The first time she took off her shoes and her socks, I thought surely she had traumatized her feet in some freak accident. After seeing her feet, her whole allure was ruined. Its like when you see a really hot girl fart loudly. No matter how hot she is, the fart will always come out on top when you think about her.